Siti Nurhaliza & Calmille

we’re having nervous breakdown y’all!!! yes puppies, since the losing-YM-account incident, its like we’re lost!! we dont know who’s sending what to us and its just crazy not knowing what happens around us! we know that this breakdown isnt as popular as Mariah Carey’s but hey, we hate this! some suggests to create a new email, but we just dont!! its like leaving a prada for a new nike! to hell with the bitch who stole our password!!!(yes, we curse that bitch!)

yes, it was crazy! we cant even see anything as the cloud was so thick and black! damn that telescope, it should have like a spotlight or something, just to terangkan awan- so that we can scoop the Jupiter y’all!

psssttt..

I AM who i am(standard answer!)
I JUST bought a telescope.
I WANT to be with my family..
I HATE action movies
I MISS my bitches!! we love u kim!
I FEAR of Allah
I REGRET for not being myself infront of others.
I AM NEITHER Mr.Marc Jacobs nor Mr.Karl Lagerfeld.
I SING siti nurhaliza’s.
I CRY when i miss my family
I AM NOT ALWAYS calmille
I MADE my own fashion range.(statement tak hengatt!!)
I WRITE because SM suruh
I CONFUSE where’s left, where’s right
I NEED my mama n papa n adik beradik!!
I SHOULD have done better.
I START when i finish
I FINISH when i start

our girl, paris hilton might say the stars are blind, but we say, stars are our friends!! u heard us, we love stars, and just to show how much love there is, we bought a telescope!!(accidentally)

well, its not a NASA-telescope, but its enough to see the stars! get ready Moon and Jupiter, u’re about to be stalked. by us!! yes, we’re gonna explore the sky, and we’re gonna enjoy it! carefull, tinkerbell, u might be cought on our telescope if u poop in the wrong place!(take note paris!)

akhbar utusan malaysia online reports that the famous bukit bintang is actually fame for its pat pong thing. classy.

well, we’ve been in pat pong(to buy bag of course!) and what can we tell y’all is that, the moment our smashing foot touches the land of pat pong, in an instant, we felt like Queen S!!! yes, there were literally like an army of thailandais coming towards u, asking about the s-word. well, its funny when we arrived to buy some fake louis v, they asked the s-thing. how lame is that? let us buy louis v y’all!!(which we didnt buy at all)

well, maybe bb is a little bit pat pong, but whose fault is that? we think that the gov should take enough measures to prevent this unholy fact.

peace out y’all!

further info: Utusan Malaysia

so, whats up with mariah carey and siti nurhaliza? well, our pop idol, Queen S is said to be like Mariah Carey of Asia. wanna know who said that? lemme quote Tata Young’s.

“I would love to do a duet with Siti Nurhaliza” she says.”I think she has a great voice. She is like the Mariah Carey of Asia”.

you heard that y’all, THE mariah carey of Asia!!! its a huge compliment and we love it! we know Queen S has been nicknamed The Voice of Asia and Celine Dion of Asia, but we never thought Mariah Carey!! Both Miss Carey and Queen S are like our own chanteuses préférées. So its like a double bonus! Congratulations Queen!

pssssttt…Queen S is planning to open a boutique,reports Berita Harian. dont forget to hire us as a designer!!