Siti Nurhaliza & Calmille

alert cookies!! baby’s in the house y’all!!! well, he’s not yet a candy but he is so cute!! and we’re in love with this baby already!! it’s soo hilarious! we love u baby!

We love Debra Wilson, we even love her more than subway tuna sandwiches! This time, Queen Debra imitates Oprah on jackass. u heard me tinkerbell, our Queen as Oprah!! how funny could it be? watch it and lough like u r in the sewer, girls!

Multi-award winning sensation has spark a massive chaos all over the net! Datuk Siti Nurhaliza who sang Tiru Macam Saya with her cute litle protégé was bombed by harsh feedbacks. She was allegedly trying to show off her endearing side just a litle bit too much. Some says, she wasn’t too sensitive about the lyrics. Hey, its just a song ok! Leave her alone u fatso!

Here is the fabuleux performance!

The lyric goes something like this:

Pandanglah lihatlah

pingggang ku yg ramping

dan dadaku yg bidang

inilah selalu menjadikan

org hilang lah akal

rumah tangga tak kekal

hidup dalam bayangan

perempuan tak pandai menjaga badan

suaminya pasti lekas menjadi bosan

mengerbang rambut mcm hantu dalam hutan

suami memandang hampir pengsan

well honey, the lyric is flamboyantly true! face the reality missy! u go girl!!

We always love Debra Wilson on Madtv! It’s so delicious that we’re addicted to her sketches! Her best performances are on Lida & Melina, and bien sur, bitchy Bunifa!!

Ok, it took me 5 days to figure out how to install the wordpress and use it. from what i read over the net, it should be 5 simple steps, n shoot, that ain’t easy at all! haha kiddin, it was easy but i made some lame mistakes.

This morning i learned that Siti was on the herald tribune international(thanx cari!), so i decided to buy that thing i never read. when i finished my class, i headed to this tabac near lerclerc(maybe typo though) afin de buying this infamous herald tribune. but the time i reached the news section, i was almost like a mix of angry and upset. it(herald) wasnt there! super crap! it was so dramatical just like my dolce sunglasses been harassed by some black peeps. well, maybe today just isnt my day.

And the crap continues. I took a bus to my appt and Guess what? I was suffocated by some muntah odeur at the fond of the bus! it was sooooo GROSS that i want to cut off my ears nose! For that exact 10 minutes, i was in hell. Even my marc jacobs’ winter perfume cant win over the smell!

[marc jacobs(0) , muntah odeur(1)]

*well done marc!*

Since we talked about odeur, voici video which is extremely self-vomitting. beware though, you might want to think twice before u click it!

U’ve watched it, u cannot unwatched it! hahaha!!